Author: Dr Richard Petty

Old Ma Kelly With a bamboo belly And her tits tied up with string Sitting on the grass With a bugle up her arse Playing God Save the King … an age-old and cruel playground chant, describing with startling accuracy a poor exhausted Irish catholic wife who had suffered God…

A couple of weeks ago the FDA (The American food and drug licensing authority) approved the female libido-booster flibanserin at the third application by the manufacturer, Sprout. The perky pink pill has been given the gnomic name “Addyi” (pronounced addee). It treats – no that’s wrong – it very modestly alleviates…

The penis has evolved over many millennia to enable boys to piss over five bar gates standing up. There is evidence for other useful purposes. The male front-of-house player, along with its essential bit parts, is an elegant solution to a knotty anatomical problem – how to deposit two disparate…